We call someone a ‘pussy’ for being weak, even though the vagina contains incredibly strong muscles capable of pushing out human beings that weigh over three kilograms. When someone does something brave, we say they have ‘balls’, even though the testicles don’t seem to do much except hang around, produce sperm and get squeezed out the side of briefs as a gross party trick.
Benjamin Law, Frankie Magazine Issue 40
torrwinchester: protojammed: life-is-fiction: theinternetghostshavetakenover: golgothasghirahim: basstrip: whoa what omg the english language, everyone This hit me like a brick And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on. “What the hell are they talking abo- oh.” What’s awesome about this is that when we read it, we each stressed a word. Without anything italicised. I stressed “never”. And we wonder why we have the hardest language!
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torrwinchester:

protojammed:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on.

“What the hell are they talking abo- oh.”

What’s awesome about this is that when we read it, we each stressed a word. Without anything italicised. I stressed “never”.

And we wonder why we have the hardest language!

(via breezy2489)

Source: mostlikelyloveyou

  • Willow: Well... when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
  • Buffy: It's not that bad.
  • Willow: No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.
  • Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

demon-with-a-gun:

bunnika:

tragiquexcomedy:

shorthairednymph:

vampishly:

nessuno:

dying-enlightened:

skellagirl:

borghal-rantipole:

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

This is the only one of these I will ever reblog

Reblogging again because it is the TRUTH.

They are the couple I strive to be

THIS ^

YES PLEASE GOD SEND ME MY GOMEZ

“How long has it been since we waltzed?”
“Oh, Gomez… hours.”

I idolized them as a kid. And I wanted to marry Morticia. Still do.

They were everyone’s OTP at one time. If you try & say otherwise— YOU BE LYING!!!

AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!

They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.

They played together as a family.

They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.

They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.

When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.

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Source: 321adventure

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