I do the email one ALL THE TIME
my life as a goldfish
holy shit its me
I laughed way too hard at this!
We call someone a ‘pussy’ for being weak, even though the vagina contains incredibly strong muscles capable of pushing out human beings that weigh over three kilograms. When someone does something brave, we say they have ‘balls’, even though the testicles don’t seem to do much except hang around, produce sperm and get squeezed out the side of briefs as a gross party trick.
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on.
“What the hell are they talking abo- oh.”
What’s awesome about this is that when we read it, we each stressed a word. Without anything italicised. I stressed “never”.
And we wonder why we have the hardest language!
- Willow: Well... when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
- Buffy: It's not that bad.
- Willow: No, i-it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.
- Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately.
This is the only one of these I will ever reblog
Reblogging again because it is the TRUTH.
They are the couple I strive to be
YES PLEASE GOD SEND ME MY GOMEZ
“How long has it been since we waltzed?”
“Oh, Gomez… hours.”
I idolized them as a kid. And I wanted to marry Morticia. Still do.
They were everyone’s OTP at one time. If you try & say otherwise— YOU BE LYING!!!
AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!
They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.
They played together as a family.
They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.
They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.
When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.